#18

In America, your cat needs - no, demands - a stroller.
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#16

Yeah, 'cause isn't it such a drag when you have to walk up a flight of stairs before a workout?
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#13

It's every nun's secret weapon.
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#7

Yum?
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#4

You know we're in trouble when we need hand washing tips.
#3

"Ruff, ruff, ruff!" obviously translates to, "I'll have a Big Mac Combo please!"
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#1

Oh, the irony.