#12 - Homely Style Food
#11 - Primitive and Healthy Resataurant
Primitive food? I only hope there's someone in the kitchen cooking over a flame and chopping vegetables with knives carved from stone. Otherwise that's just false advertising.
#10 - Fatty Song
Sure Fatty Song may be more caloric than its healthy competitor Skinny Song, but the extra fat is worth the diabetes.
#9 - Watery Coffee
Delicious, award winning caffeinated beverages, found only at the world famous Watery Coffee!
#8 - Cafe Tea Ice Cream Snake Meals
Snake as an ice cream topping? Count me in!
#7 - Dragons Eat Pizza
Well, crap... they do? I better watch my back for dragons the next time I order Pizza Hut, then.
#6 - Come and Wait Restaurant
Waiting is probably the last thing you'd want to do at a restaurant, but hey... if it's your thing?
#5 - Time to Be More Chocolate Cafe
I'd become 100% chocolate if given the choice, honestly.
#4 - PCP Dining
Sounds like a highly satisfying dining experience. Emphasis on the high.
#3 - Smell Fast Food
#2 - Wang Steak
Wang Steak: made from a special, exotic cut of beef.
#1 - Turd Baby
Nothing gets my appetite roaring more than turds and babies.