#8 - Prince William and Kate Middleton Pez Dispensers
You know you've made it when makes a Pez dispenser out of you.
#7 - Kate and William Tea Bags
Does anyone want a spot of tea? I sure hope the royal family won't be using these for their daily tea time.
#6 - Edible Royal Engagement Ring
Like a Ring Pop, except better! More decadent, more expensive, more regal.
#5 - Royal Wedding Pizza
If you're looking for the perfect meal to accompany the upcoming televised royal wedding, you might want to consider this artistic pie from Papa John's.
#4 - Royal Virility Performance
You know, just in case you're all riled up by the festivities yet don't have the drive to, uh, perform, here's a good solution. A royal wedding beer laced with Viagra. You heard me.
#3 - Royal Wedding Refrigerator
This isn't tacky. Nope, not at all.
#2 - Commemorative Kate Middleton Mug with Prince-- Wait a Sec...
Something is very wrong here.
#1 - Royal Wedding Sick Bag
Just in case you're sick of the royal wedding, which after reading this list, you probably should be.